haltraveler:
roseate-lagomorph:
razehider:
hera-the-wizard:
some other taxonomic facts for you to get mad at evolution for, instead of “birds are dinosaurs”
- “Insects are Crustaceans” (Pancrustacea)
- “Dolphins are Hoofed Mammals” (Artiodactyl)
- “Mushrooms are closer to Animals than they are to Plants” (Opisthokont)
- “Hyenas are Cat-like” (Feliformia)
- “Herpetology is a LYING BASTARD since Amphibians are equally close to Mammals and Reptiles, and there’s no reason it should be included like that. if anything, Herpetology should be a parent science of Ornithology, since birds are reptiles. why the fuck are toads here??” (Amniota, Sauria)
- “really, we’re all just fish” (Sarcopterygii)
Bug Edition:
- termites are cockroaches
- ants are wasps
- bees are wasps
- butterflies are moths
- ticks are mites
- fleas are scorpionflies? this one’s weird
- horseshoe crabs are almost definitely arachnids
- insects are crustaceans
Oh and rabbits are not rodents.
They are lagomorphs!
Snakes are lizards
Crocodiles are fake-crocodiles (pseudosuchia)
False gharials are gharials
Pandas are carnivores that only eat plants
Plants are algae (Archaeplastida)
All Eukaryotes are Archaens - specifically Asgardians - with at least one added Eubacteria friend inside
Protists aren’t a real thing and all those eukaryotes that aren’t plants, fungi, or animals are actually really complicated and diverse
Animal taxonomy is a mess and Protostomia and Deuterostomia as they are might not be a real thing
All bilaterans are worms. Some are just super weird worms.
Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs. You can technically call them (stem)birds, but they aren’t dinosaurs.
Dimetrodon is closer to mammals (it’s a stem mammal) than to dinosaurs.
Everything in Avemetatarsalia (Pan-Birds) can be called a bird. This includes all pterosaurs and all dinosaurs. And all dinosaurs were very, very bird like - more so than pterosaurs.
Dolphins and porpoises are whales which are hoofed mammals and closer to ruminants than to rhinos
Elephants are far removed from literally all hoofed mammals
Hoofed mammals are closest to carnívorans
Tuatara isn’t a lizard
Humans are Apes which are Monkeys
Birds evolved from reptiles and thus are reptiles
But mammals did not evolve from reptiles
Neither reptiles nor mammals (aka Amniotes) evolved from (liss)Amphibians
But all Tetrapods (Amphibians + Amniotes) evolved from Sarcopterygii and thus are Sarcopterygiians
We have no idea how most modern bird groups (Neoaves) are interrelated